2026-09-01 20:21:56
Anonymous:
add freaky death message
roombas/freaky (roomba) (aka freakier).md ..
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SEVERAL roombas have trouble docking to this day. Thanks Obama
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### freaky offline 8/21/26
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Freaky was knocked offline on August 21, 2026 for over a week. This is unheard of from Freaky as the rovers are nearly always online and connected to Roomba Rover Net. The repair costs exceed >$1000, and Freaky has not been fixed yet, as of September 1, 2026. Some speculate that they are trying to hide the truth about Freaky. Freaky almost certainly went offline after an incident regarding the user "fish" and his Micro Usb port activities.
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#### freaky discombobulated

this was the doing of souslapizza (which is me LOL), when he suicided freaky off the lift.